This woman was just elected President of Brazil.

Her political career is none: she has never been elected before - never been Senator, Congresswoman, Governor, Mayor, Alderman. She goes straight from nothing to the Presidency.

What we know about her is that she was a terrorist back in the 60's and 70's. No big deal, many idealistic young Brazilians became terrorists to fight the dictatorship. The difference is that many fought for democracy. She, instead, fought to replace the rightist dictatorship by a stalinist one.

Her idols? Fidel Castro, Che Guevara and her mentor, President Lula.

Her plans for Brazil? Control the press, confront the U.S., keep subjects like abortion and same sex marriage far from even being discussed, keep the poor dependant on governmental charity and, most important of all, bring President Lula back in 2014.

She needed marketing support to learn how to smile. She needed a plastic surgery to make her look less arrogant. She always needs someone to tell her what to say - because she is not able to express herself clearly.

The bright side of this election: we won't need to import jokes about George W. Bush and his bushisms, because this lady has mastered the ability to belch stupid nonsense statements. Things like "the environment is a threat to sustainable development, not only to the whole planet but also to our countries"...

God (if He really exists) didn't have mercy on us.

Today is Halloween in the US.

You make fun at the witches.

We elected one for President.